Comedy

"Sir, the reason I stopped you today is that you were speeding. Is there an emergency or a reason for your speed?" Really?! I ask you, is there a reasonable answer to that question that will get anyone out of a speeding ticket? How about, "I haven't had a ticket for anything in 15 years?" Just so you know that answer doesn't work.

And the most popular car to be jacked is a red car...you know why? Not that red cars are popular, but there are more cars colored red than any other color! Read more about my simple theory here.

As an adult, you know how you feel about Rebecca Black’s "Friday" video. But how do kids feel about it? Check out the video on the next page and you'll see!

Watch a literally painful mashup of women falling off the pole on the next page!

An ode to fast food joints!

"I'm a high straight in Plainview, a side bet in Idalou and a fresh deck in New Deal....." Chances are if you are from the South Plains you've heard this Maines Brothers tune. And a whole lot of other Texas talk such as fixin ta, might could, waller, and maybe even frog strangler a time or two

Aflac is still looking for someone to replace Gilbert Gottfried as the voice of the Aflac duck, and CNN posted a video of people trying out. See it on the next page!

A few week's back we posted a hilarious video of a dog who broke into the cat treats and couldn't hide his guilt. Guilty Dog now has some competition as a cat in Eastern Europe has some explaining to do after it got into it's owner's plant. Take a look at guilty cat, and relive the greatness that was Guilty Dog.

Check out this voice mail that a girl named Dominic left for a guy she had just met that night named Ryan. She seemed way too eager to be talking into a voice mail of a guy she had just met that night. Maybe she really liked the guy or maybe she let the booze get the best of her. Click through to hear the voice mail and get a bonus voice mail from a jerky guy.

Some of the employees of Townsquare Media got a lovely welcome when they arrived to work this morning. April Fools' Day is one of the best holidays of the year and take a look for yourself on why in the gallery when you click through. While you're at it, tell us your best prank.

There's a new video on YouTube of two twin babies having a full conversation…even though they can't talk. They just stand in the kitchen swapping gibberish, and every now and then one of them cracks up. Click through to see the video.

Yep, that picture looks just like the one I had way back then...minus the red helmet. My grandmother was not to pleased either. Read more and learn why.