Inventors Created a Machine That Automatically Pours a Shot When the U.S. Wins a Medal

These people HAVE to patent this and sell it before the 2014 Winter Olympics in Russia.  Because it's ingenious.

A team of inventors called SmartThings have created a machine that automatically pours a SHOT every time the U.S. wins a medal during the Olympics.

It's connected to the Internet, so the INSTANT an American wins, a shot pours.  It doesn't have to wait for NBC's tape delay.

They have the machine rigged to pour Jack Daniels for a bronze . . . Jose Cuervo silver tequila for a silver . . . and Goldschlager for a gold.

(Gizmodo)

Here's a video of the machine in action: